How To Wear A Helmet And Not Get Mooned

The Luge.  I've been watching, mainly because I'm addicted to the Olympics, but it's not my favorite sport.  I can't tell the difference between one run and the next.  The only way I know if it was a good run is by the time they post after the run is over.  But my biggest problem with the luge is the helmets.  I don't know what it is exactly, but they drive me crazy.  Every time I see a shot of the helmet, I think of that picture of the cat wearing the watermelon helmet.

 

 

 

Looks the same to me.  

Then there's speed skating.  Now that's a sport I enjoy, but again the helmets drive me crazy.  They look like old bicycle helmets.

 

That picture's a little dated, but still good advice since a lot of people don't know how to properly wear a helmet.

 

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Don't beat yourself up if you get wrong and make a mistake.  Even Lance screws up from time to time.

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Lance's explanation for no helmet is a little weak.

But there's a price to pay for screwing up: you get mooned.

  

That's a chick.

 

All you have to do is wear your helmet - wear it the right way - and you'll never get mooned. Guaranteed.